I think, in the interests of full disclosure and fairness, we should get rid of some of our Weapons of Mass Destruction if we think that Iraq and the other Axis of Evil countries should get rid of theirs. I am nominating these items for immediate banishment from American soil and control: - Courtney Love - Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burritos - Michael Jackson and all television specials pertaining to him - Borscht - Jackson Pollock paintings - Windows ME - Buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly jellybeans - North Dakota - Jared from Subway - The phrase "baby's momma" or any variation thereof - Elimidate and EX-treme Dating -- especially Jillian Barberie, host of the latter - Any liquor that comes in a plastic bottle - Rosie O'Donnell - Gefilte fish Coalition forces are standing by to help us level the playing field. Please contribute your suggestions so that we can quickly and easily rid our country of these massively destructive forces.