I really do tend to regress to being a completely un-P.C. kid when I go to work.  I’m just super lucky that I work in a creative environment that encourages these kinds of things.  Today in the office, I said:
- “Don’t tell me to shut up.  You shut up or I will totally punch you.”
- “Fuckstick says what?”
- “If you can write that up by this Friday, I will completely kiss you full on the mouth.  And that’s a fact.”
- “What’s the opposite of kicking ass?  Because that’s what you’re doing right now.”
- “Oh my God, he makes me feel like punting a cat.”
- “Yeah, yeah, your mom.”
- “We’re taking one back from the Mexicans!  Wooo!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!”

And of course, I ended the day with the observation that if someone followed us around for a day, they’d probably pass out from the sheer amazement of the insanity and stupidity that flies around our office.