It's been raining all night... and with the abundance of water outside, there is suddenly no water coming out of any of my taps.
How the hell am I supposed to shave and shower for work? (And before you suggest it, no, it's stopped raining, so I can't go run naked through the rain with some soap and a washcloth... not that I would anyways, you sick bastards.)
UPDATED: Okay, so half an hour later, the water came back on. Needless to say, I'm not taking chances and will be taking the Shortest Shower Known to Man™ this morning.