Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Things I Will Not Do to Seduce You:
- Take you to Sizzler for our first date.
- Gamble away all your money.
- Make you build me a pillow fort.
- Club a baby seal.
- Sing Italian arias to you.
- Educate you on the fascinating world of the Mole People.
- Ask you what happened on Desperate Housewives.
- Kidnap your pets.
- Attempt to excavate a time capsule.
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