I can't tell if people have just been ruder recently, or if I'm more sensitive to it, or I'm being edgy and reacting more harshly to people than I ought to be. But there are just some days -- like today -- when I really wish my car was equipped with TOW-2 anti-tank missiles to take out the dumbasses on the road and that I carried a Taser to just shock the hell out of people when they're being rude.